Saturday, August 16, 2008

USA! USA! USA! USA!

Ifn you's ben wothing hte Olimpics you's knows that the USA is shoeing good at it. The Olimpics is a Comunist New Wirld Order moovment and are athleets are shoeing that good ol' AMERICAN freedom can overcum the most trecherous of forin plots. Hair are the currnet standings:


Country Gold Silver Bronze Total
USA! 16 16 22 54
Yellow Commies 27 13 7 47
Wear Mel Gibson is From 7 8 10 25
Surender Monkees 3 9 10 22
Suckiest Commies 5 8 8 21


Yes we are rooling the wirld peepole!!!! I am uspet about sumthing though. On Yahoo in you click on the AMERICAN flag it gives yoo details about the USA! It says for official langeuage "No official langeuage." That isnt troo. We speeks English in AMERICA.

I did enjoy how much Mr. Gorge W. Bush was enjoying himself. He is a grate man whoo deservs to be happy.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Its been great to watch Micheal Philips also! He's a real AMERICAN! The guy whos record he replaces, the Mark Spitz guy was some German so it is like World War Two all over again.

I was sad about the American murdered at the torist place thouh. I mean China is dangerous place. You acn't go places like that without having to worry that you could die. But its like JOhn MCcain says - sometimes you got to be a maverick and go places dangerous.

Like Vietnam. Osama just goes to Hawaie - how do yo ueven spell that? It's a stupid state that you cant even spell. I can spell my state good and easy. But I'm not swaying ware becaus I do not want the United Nations to know where I am. BUt Osama is just "chilling" in Hawaie. As a president he will probably not even work a lot.

Because he's not a real american. And its like this cab driver told me when I ahd to go to Dallas for my sisters wedding. "In this world you ahve to be careful and you need a man who nows battels and not books. " Because if your an American wats more likeley? Some kind of arguemnte about histery or a battel? A battel!

So that is whuy I am voting for the John MCcain and not for the terrist - besids MCain is like real peopel - I mene you can drink beer with him and he will like it. BUt Osama is just worried about getting fat and will not drink beer with you. He will ask for vitamin water or french wine or something like that. And that is because he is an eltiist and MCcain is a real person who is like real people. Osama is junst antohther layer that wants to do stuf like give lazy peopel money to buy nice catrs and "bling" with. O h I now all the slang becuas I see it when I rent the moviews.

And I now a fistbump isnt terrist but its druggie. Its like wen you have good "weed" and your like "hey this is good, good job spending your welfare mony! man you god some good reefer! Im high and i dont half to wlrk like those dum peopl who dont now about goverment hand outs and pork barrells where there is free food to!"

"Yeah! Homey! "

Well, with mCcain things will change becaus thanks to Gerorge Bush he will not half to fite terrists as much and can get the other things done to.

Osama would probably tell us why terrists are just abused or something and that we should feel sorry for them. Well I don't feel sorry for terrists, sorry man. You soud just go and get hi and leave us alone!

Becus if hes elected, byt the next olimpics - we wont be good enuof to win any golds because everyone will be gtting hi.

Brain Dead Bob said...

Ken you forgit that Brake Omaha is also a homosecksual crack addict. The MSN neads to give moor attenshun to wat Larry Sinclaire has gots to say.

Smiff said...

You two should get a room.

Smiff said...

Jon mcRain ownz eaight homes - did yuo know dat? Do yous won eigeht homez?

Brain Dead Bob said...

Leeve it to that librul Smiff to pley the class worefare card/