The Chosen One Speaks and Paylin

Last nite the chosen one spoked at the Demacartic Nashional Confection. He gave a long speech that didn't say antyhing. He was tyring to recreeight the Marting Luthor Kins Jr. speech that Marting Luther King gave 45 years ago in 1962 at the Lincun Memorial. HE faled. He was saying the McClane is Bush, like that is a bad thing or sumthign. He was also talking about giving a lot of stuff to peeploe who are lazy by taking it from those of us who axtually werk for a living. Anywhay even if he did succeede in recreeighting that speach, it would have ben know good. Marting Lother King was trying to sestroy America because he was anti American. Like the chosen one he opposed America fightong wars to defend itself fron the peeploe who hate us for our freedum. He stood on a stage like he was som kind of fashist like Hittler or somehting liek that. But he wood be a Hittler for the blacks putting us white peepole int o slavery becasue he's a radical unArmerican hater of what are country stand four. If he is elected we will all be in truble.

Today Johns MacLane annunced that his running mait is going t obe Sarah Palin, the beautiful governor of Alaska, (Randy, maybe she has a sister for yoo?!), This was a brillant choice becuse a lot of wimen are angry that the chosen one didn't pick Hillary Clinton. These wimen will most definately for for McLain now. Also he'll get more men to vote for him that Omama wood have if he chose Hillary becuse Payling is hot and Hillary is not and a lezbian to boot. Did I menshun that Sara is hot? My son doesn't seem to think so. He is a bit strange. He's 22 and has not ben merried yet. When I was his age I was merried and had 3 children already. He has none.


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