Saturday, August 16, 2008

Whut My Blogg's Abuot




This pixture is attribeautable to http://wordle.net/.

USA! USA! USA! USA!

Ifn you's ben wothing hte Olimpics you's knows that the USA is shoeing good at it. The Olimpics is a Comunist New Wirld Order moovment and are athleets are shoeing that good ol' AMERICAN freedom can overcum the most trecherous of forin plots. Hair are the currnet standings:


Country Gold Silver Bronze Total
USA! 16 16 22 54
Yellow Commies 27 13 7 47
Wear Mel Gibson is From 7 8 10 25
Surender Monkees 3 9 10 22
Suckiest Commies 5 8 8 21


Yes we are rooling the wirld peepole!!!! I am uspet about sumthing though. On Yahoo in you click on the AMERICAN flag it gives yoo details about the USA! It says for official langeuage "No official langeuage." That isnt troo. We speeks English in AMERICA.

I did enjoy how much Mr. Gorge W. Bush was enjoying himself. He is a grate man whoo deservs to be happy.

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

The Candydits's Energy Plans

Brokeback Obamba unvaled his energee plan the other dey and I have to tell you it is retardded. He says that all that we nede to due is check the ear pressurein our tyres and get tuneups on our cars and that we's will be in grate shape. Huh? That is stooped. Typical LIBERAL SOLCIALIST BLAMING THE VICTIM!!! Is he saying its hour falt taht gas prices are so high right now? It sure sounds like it. What an ideot. It's not hour falt, its the falt of the aRABS and the looney envyronMENTALists. Anyone with a brane nows that. Sheesh.

Friday, August 1, 2008

Pole is Closed

My pole is closed and it lookes like we have a cuple of traders coming to my site too make it a tye. That's okey, it shood be close now so that we caan keep the peepole alerted to the enemy amungst us. I have fathe that in the end teh real AMERICAN PATRIUTS will come out and the 44th Presdent of the USA will be John McLain. If it is not John McLain it will not be anywon else as teh 44th presdent because Baroke Ommama will be the 1irst Heathen Dictator which wonnot happen.

Thursday, July 31, 2008

Say no to Hollywood Eleets

Just saw a John McCane commershal that shows Barrock Obomba living it up like Pearis Hilton, Brittnee Speers and the such like. Does anyone reely want a pressident that is like that? I don't thnink any normel purson does, only the wacked out elitists in Hyde Park maybe.

Friday, July 25, 2008

The Homeboy President Wantobe

This is an e-mail sent by a PATRIOTIC AMERICAN doing there dooty in Afganistan who sawed B. Whosain Olabama on his trip where he desecraited the sacred ground where American Warriors are spilling they're blood for our freedom. Pleese tell me how anyone can vote for this TRAITOR. It would be like voting for sumone named Hiro Mussolini Bitler in WWII.


Hello everyone,

As you know I am not a very political person. I just wanted to pass along that Senator Obama came to Bagram, Afghanistan for about an hour on his visit to "The War Zone". I wanted to share with you what happened.

He got off the plane and got into a bullet proof vehicle, got to the area to meet with the Major General (2 Star) who is the commander here at Bagram.

As the Soldiers where lined up to shake his hand he blew them off and didn't say a word as he went into the conference room to meet the General. As he finished, the vehicles took him to the ClamShell (pretty much a big top tent that military personnel can play basketball or work out in with weights) so he could take his publicity pictures playing basketball. He again shunned the opportunity to talk to soldiers to thank them for their service.

So really he was just here to make a showing for the Americans back home that he is their candidate for President. I think that if you are going to make an effort to come all the way over here you would thank those that are providing the freedom for you.

I swear we got more thanks from the NBA Basketball Players or the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders than from one of the Senators, who wants to be the President of the United States. I just don't understand how anyone would want him to be our Commander-and-Chief. It was almost that he was scared to be around those that provide the freedom for him and our great country.

If this is blunt and to the point I am sorry, but I wanted you all to know what kind of caliber of person he really is. What you see in the news is all fake.
In service,
CPT Jeffrey S. Porter
Battle Captain
TF Wasatch
American Soldier

Thursday, July 24, 2008

I Love America

Oh, America. How do I love ya? Let me count the ways:
1
2
3
4
5
6
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
17
18
19
20
21
22
24
26
27
28
29
30
34
35
36
37
383
40
41
42
43
44
47
46
48
49
51
52
53
54

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Welcome to my blog

Ladies and germs, welcome to my new blog. The gole of this blog is to set the record strate regarding to what is happening in our cuntry twoday. I hope this will be inlightening to you who have ben hornswaggled by today's librul press and confirming to those of you who see thru the lies of the MSM. It's supper time now, so I'm going to have to step away for awhile, but I will be back to spread the righteous truth about the USA!